Remington buys his first dildo, Steven takes a nap, and Derrick scares old ladies at Lowes. Also, 7 apps you’re not using yet that will get you laid better than Grindr.
Grindr photos of a republican senator spreading his butt cheeks caused him to resign. Shire-based Church of the Sword is suing the government to be recognized as a religion. Donald Trump enjoys shoegaze. Drugs are banned but available everywhere, so let’s ban guns. Could the “Snitch on the Homeless” App be the greatest gift to humanity? The Democratic “Debate” was awkward. Hillary’s Goth look appeals to young voters. Is your yoga class racist enough? Steven recommends “The Undiscovered Self” by Carl Jung.